Bad stories of online dating

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“I’d matched with this guy on Tinder and we quickly discovered that we had a bunch of acquaintances in common, including some high school classmates and old coworkers.After chatting for a couple of weeks, we decided to meet up at a bar.After quick introductions, he left me standing there with his douchey friends while he made a beeline over to a group of girls and asked them if they wanted a drink -- and no, he never asked me if "He sat there taking shot after shot, while I patiently waited at the other end of the bar like a jackass.After 15 minutes of being ignored, I decided to leave.I stopped to bum a cigarette on my way out and overheard a group of older men who were smoking nearby talking about my date. "As I turned to walk away, he stumbled out of the bar after me -- quite obviously sloppy to the point of nearly blacking out.One said, ‘That scumbag Chris somehow managed to get a pretty girl like that, and then leaves her standing there. He followed me to my car and got in, and despite my better judgement, I decided to just give him a ride home rather than stand there and make a scene.As we were walking in, he turned to me and said that he’d asked one of my former classmates about me before our date, adding, ‘Well, let’s just say that I was expecting a "At this point, it was pretty clear that he was attempting to play some type of ridiculous mind game with me.I wanted to run back out the door, but he quickly grabbed my arm and steered me towards a group of guys.

He told our partners that they had to lick off all the peanut butter in order to win.

Since I hated the guy so much for lying about himself and getting me into this situation, I was maybe (a lot) rougher with the cucumber than I should have been.

At one point, I basically shoved it into his mouth to get it over with, and he immediately knocked it out of my hand.

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Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home.

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